Category Archives: Film Reviews

Cert – PG, Run-time – 1 hour 42 minutes, Director – Andrew Stanton As Bonnie (Scarlett Spears) grows up her toys have different views on how she should make friends compared to her new hypnotising tech device Lilypad (Greta Lee). Toy Story saw the sudden arrival of a new favourite amongst the toys of Andy’sContinue reading “Toy Story 5 – Review”

Release Date – 19th June 2026, Cert – 15, Run-time – 1 hour 27 minutes, Directors – Emma Hough Hobbs, Leela Varghese Princess Saira (Shabana Azeez) leaves her home planet and ventures across the gay-laxy to save her ex-girlfriend (Bernie Van Tiel) from the Straight White Maliens (Aunty Donna). The Saturday morning cartoon is alive andContinue reading “Lesbian Space Princess – Review”

Cert – 12, Run-time – 2 hours 25 minutes, Director – Steven Spielberg A cybersecurity worker (Josh O’Connor) and weather presenter (Emily Blunt) find themselves being chased by a government-linked organisation trying to cover-up existence of extra-terrestrial encounters. Spielberg knows how to make a film in traditionally-rooted modernity. Disclosure Day could well have been madeContinue reading “Disclosure Day – Review”

Cert – 15, Run-time – 1 hour 36 minutes, Director – Michael Tiddes Ghostface (Dave Sheridan) returns to attack Cindy Campbell (Anna Faris), her friends, family and many horror movies along the way. Horror films change quickly, as do the trends in them. A lot has changed and released since the last Scary Movie filmContinue reading “Scary Movie – Review”

Cert – 12, Run-time – 2 hours 21 minutes, Director – Travis Knight After 15 years, HR worker Adam (Nicholas Galitzine) returns to his home planet to find it nearly destroyed, the prince of Eternia must lead the fight against its scourge, Skeletor (Jared Leto). Travis Knight is living out his childhood fantasies. With hisContinue reading “Masters Of The Universe – Review”

Cert – 15, Run-time – 1 hour 38 minutes, Director – John Carney After spending an evening jamming and sharing ideas with former boy band member Danny Wilson (Nick Jonas), wedding singer Rick Power (Paul Rudd) discovers Danny has turned one of his songs into a hit, with no credit to him. The marketing forContinue reading “Power Ballad – Review”

Cert – N/A, Run-time – 1 hour 31 minutes, Directors – Brandon Scott Smith, Derek Sullivan Smith A team from Nuuk travel to take part in Greenland’s annual major football tournament, where conditions mean that training and gameplay are confined to three months. The score to No Place For Football, often lead by some simpleContinue reading “No Place For Football – Review”

Cert – 15, Run-time – 1 hour 50 minutes, Director – Kane Parsons After falling through a wall in his furniture store, Clark (Chiwetel Ejiofor) explores an endless maze of almost empty office-like rooms, bringing more people in as the few unexplained contents, and creatures, start to attack. YouTube channel Kane Pixels’ viral series TheContinue reading “Backrooms – Review”

Cert – 12, Run-time – 2 hours 12 minutes, Director – Jon Favreau In order to capture a former Galactic Empire commander, bounty hunter The Mandalorian (Pedro Pascal) and his young apprentice Grogu must rescue the fight-pit-champion son of Jabba The Hutt (Jeremy Allen White). After seven years away the return of Star Wars toContinue reading “Star Wars: The Mandalorian And Grogu – Review”

Cert – 15, Run-time – 1 hour 28 minutes, Director – Ben Wheatley A temporary sheriff (Bob Odenkirk) finds it difficult to leave a small, peaceful town as he found it when it seems the population is hiding a deadly secret. As temporary sheriff Ulysses Richardson (Bob Odenkirk) tell us in his opening monologue thatContinue reading “Normal – Review”