Category Archives: Film Reviews

Cert – N/A, Run-time – 1 hour 31 minutes, Directors – Brandon Scott Smith, Derek Sullivan Smith A team from Nuuk travel to take part in Greenland’s annual major football tournament, where conditions mean that training and gameplay are confined to three months. The score to No Place For Football, often lead by some simpleContinue reading “No Place For Football – Review”

Cert – 15, Run-time – 1 hour 50 minutes, Director – Kane Parsons After falling through a wall in his furniture store, Clark (Chiwetel Ejiofor) explores an endless maze of almost empty office-like rooms, bringing more people in as the few unexplained contents, and creatures, start to attack. YouTube channel Kane Pixels’ viral series TheContinue reading “Backrooms – Review”

Cert – 12, Run-time – 2 hours 12 minutes, Director – Jon Favreau In order to capture a former Galactic Empire commander, bounty hunter The Mandalorian (Pedro Pascal) and his young apprentice Grogu must rescue the fight-pit-champion son of Jabba The Hutt (Jeremy Allen White). After seven years away the return of Star Wars toContinue reading “Star Wars: The Mandalorian And Grogu – Review”

Cert – 15, Run-time – 1 hour 28 minutes, Director – Ben Wheatley A temporary sheriff (Bob Odenkirk) finds it difficult to leave a small, peaceful town as he found it when it seems the population is hiding a deadly secret. As temporary sheriff Ulysses Richardson (Bob Odenkirk) tell us in his opening monologue thatContinue reading “Normal – Review”

Cert – 18, Run-time – 1 hour 49 minutes, Director – Curry Barker After using what he believes to be a novelty item to wish that his friend will love him more than anyone else in the world, Bear (Michael Johnston) finds himself trapped by Nikki’s (Inde Navarrette) desperate, increasingly manic, love. Inde Navarrette’s turnContinue reading “Obsession – Review”

Release Date – 29th May 2026, Cert – 15, Run-time – 1 hour 47 minutes, Director – Daniel Roher Piano tuner Niki’s (Leo Woodall) sensitive hearing condition comes in use for unlocking safes, especially when needing to raise money for his boss’ (Dustin Hoffman) hospital bills, however it leads to trouble with a gang ofContinue reading “Tuner – Review”

Cert – 12, Run-time – 1 hour 54 minutes, Directors – James Cameron, Billie Eilish Concert film of Billie Eilish’s Hit Me Hard And Soft tour, featuring interviews with Eilish about who she wants to be as an artist and behind the scenes details during the gig. Billie Eilish’s music may generally not be forContinue reading “Billie Eilish – Hit Me Hard And Soft: The Tour (Live In 3D) – Review”

Cert – 15, Run-time – 1 hour 56 minutes, Director – Simon McQuoid When in need of a new member to fight in a tournament that will determine the fate of the Earthrealm, its defenders bring in washed-up action movie star Johnny Cage (Karl Urban) to take part in Mortal Kombat. What I appreciate aboutContinue reading “Mortal Kombat II – Review”

Release Date – 8th May 2026, Cert – PG, Run-time – 1 hour 49 minutes, Director – Kyle Balda When their shepherd (Hugh Jackman) is found dead, his flock of sheep take it upon themselves to investigate his murder. For anyone who may have wrongly doubted it, the power of Emma Thompson is very muchContinue reading “The Sheep Detectives – Review”

Cert – 15, Run-time – 1 hour 47 minutes, Director – Damian McCarthy American author Ohm (Adam Scott) visits an Irish hotel where his late parents had their honeymoon. However, a disappearance and tales of a witch lead him to become trapped investigating the haunted corridors. I’ve been thinking quite a bit over the last couple ofContinue reading “Hokum – Review”