Category Archives: Film Reviews

Cert – PG, Run-time – 1 hour 55 minutes, Director – Thomas Kail Teenage Moana (Catherine Laga’aia) ventures across the ocean to find demigod Maui (Dwayne Johnson) to help her restore a stone heart that will bring life back to surrounding islands. While I continue to say that Disney’s live-action remakes are becoming too similarContinue reading “Moana (2026) – Review”

Cert – 18, Run-time – 1 hour 49 minutes, Director – Sébastien Vaniček After the funeral of her abusive husband (George Pullar) Alice (Souheila Yacoub) is invited to his family home, where Deadites in search of an ancient dagger are circling. 2023’s Evil Dead Rise may have struck the same horror-focused vein as Fede Álvarez’sContinue reading “Evil Dead Burn – Review”

Cert – 15, Run-time – 1 hour 40 minutes, Director – Matt Johnson Best friends Matt (Matt Johnson) and Jay (Jay McCarrol) have been trying for almost two decades to play a gig at the Rivoli, after a failed skydiving stunt, time travel back to 2008 is the new way to go. It takes unbelievableContinue reading “Nirvanna: The Band – The Show – The Movie – Review”

Cert – 15, Run-time – 1 hour 47 minutes, Director – Olivia Wilde Joe (Seth Rogen) and Angela’s (Olivia Wilde) marriage has long been full of arguments, when their upstairs neighbours (Penélope Cruz, Edward Norton) come for a dinner party revelations and confrontations make for an awkward and heated night. The Invite makes me believeContinue reading “The Invite – Review”

Cert – U, Run-time – 1 hour 30 minutes, Directors – Pierre Coffin, Patrick Delage 1920s Hollywood, the Minions (Pierre Coffin) arrive and quickly become big stars, but with the arrival of sound a monster movie idea could be the thing to help them, until it breaks beyond the studio. Illumination has been criticised almostContinue reading “Minions And Monsters – Review”

Cert – 15, Run-time – 1 hour 56 minutes, Director – Anders Thomas Jensen After being released from prison Anker (Nikolaj Lie Kaas) goes to his brother, Manfred (Mads Mikkelsen), to find the money he stole. However, Manfred has DID, believing he’s John Lennon, and can’t remember where it’s hidden. As director, Anders Thomas JensenContinue reading “The Last Viking – Review”

Cert – 18, Run-time – 1 hour 32 minutes, Director – Jeff Tremaine The Jackass crew look back at over 25 years together with one final round of stunts, pain and laughs. “This is the kind of extreme s**t those extreme dudes don’t even think about” says Chris Pontius looking at the scale of Jackass 3D’sContinue reading “Jackass: Best And Last – Review”

Cert – 12, Run-time – 1 hour 48 minutes, Director – Craig Gillespie When her dog has days to live, Kara Zor-El (Milly Alcock) searches planets to get revenge and the antidote, with a weapon-maker’s daughter (Eve Ridley) joining her, seeking vengeance for her parents’ murder. Supergirl kills. Yet, this isn’t what differentiates her storyContinue reading “Supergirl – Review”

Cert – PG, Run-time – 1 hour 42 minutes, Director – Andrew Stanton As Bonnie (Scarlett Spears) grows up her toys have different views on how she should make friends compared to her new hypnotising tech device Lilypad (Greta Lee). Toy Story saw the sudden arrival of a new favourite amongst the toys of Andy’sContinue reading “Toy Story 5 – Review”

Release Date – 19th June 2026, Cert – 15, Run-time – 1 hour 27 minutes, Directors – Emma Hough Hobbs, Leela Varghese Princess Saira (Shabana Azeez) leaves her home planet and ventures across the gay-laxy to save her ex-girlfriend (Bernie Van Tiel) from the Straight White Maliens (Aunty Donna). The Saturday morning cartoon is alive andContinue reading “Lesbian Space Princess – Review”