Honey, Don’t! – Review

Release date – 5th September 2025, Cert – 15, Run-time – 1 hour 29 minutes, Director – Ethan Coen

Private detective Honey O’Donahue (Margaret Qualley) finds herself investigating a possible murder which could link to a shady church, particularly its leader (Chris Evans).

Throughout Honey, Don’t! I had to constantly remind myself that what I was watching was meant to be a B-movie. Not because of any action spectacle of blockbuster elements, but more in the hope that it would perhaps excuse the trudge that cluttered trudge that was unfolding. While last year’s Drive-Away Dolls was an amusing-enough road-trip comedy the second instalment in Ethan Coen and co-writer wife Tricia Cooke’s lesbian B-movie trilogy, Honey, Don’t!, is simply a bad film.

Much of it comes down to the screenplay. As Margaret Qualley’s private detective Honey O’Donahue investigates a murder, initially suggested to be a car accident, with links to a local shady church – led by Reverend Drew Devlin (Chris Evans – trying his best with very little) – where the overall vibe is televangelism without the cameras, every conversation seems to be constructed entirely with blunt, obvious dialogue. Almost everything that’s said feels as if it’s from a first draft, or maybe even notes from the first draft. The jokes don’t land, there’s little interest in the apparent mystery at hand and every single character feels like a bland, undetailed cut-out.


Despite the efforts of the cast, which also includes Aubrey Plaza as less love interest and more raunchy scene partner for Honey MG Falcone and Charlie Day as bragging homicide detective Metakawitch, the thankfully short run-time means that there’s quite a bit of cutting between perspectives. Especially when there are characters who are meant to be mysterious and working somewhat in the background, implying gang connections and outside forces around the activities in the church. While everything generally seems to be connected all the elements that seem to be playing out separately and as if telling different stories, adding to the cluttered feeling which clogs up much of the film.

Set in Bakersfield, California, there’s a feeling of a quiet, dusty town to the setting of Honey, Don’t! Apparently inspired by 40s detective flicks, and of course B-movies, there’s a feeling of a 70s or 80s setting which settles in quite a few times just down to the look and feel of things, yet suddenly someone will pull out a smartphone which reminds you that the setting is modern day, and almost takes you out of what little engagement there is left with the film. Quickly comes the point where even lines that on paper should be funny don’t get any form of response. While the film manages to pull itself back from being truly awful it never quite recovers and enters likable territory.

Instead, it remains a boring and ineffective crime comedy, lacking in the sharpness and wit that you’d perhaps hope for with a Coen brother involved (yes, that does include thinking about those scenes in Burn After Reading). Sometimes stylistically that feeling comes through with one or two of the visual elements and certain strikings of tone, but in the flickers where this is the case the screenplay creates a sudden reminder of the truly lacking nature of the film and stops from these feelings from fully coming through and creating any form of entertainment factor.

Honey, Don’t! isn’t awful or unbearable, although sometimes it threatens to near the latter, it’s simply a bad film. Filled with bland characters and a messy tangle of events there’s little humour or mystery to this crime comedy where, despite the efforts of the cast, constantly suffers from an utterly lacking script.

Rating: 2 out of 5.

The Thursday Murder Club – Review

Cert – 12, Run-time – 1 hour 58 minutes, Director – Chris Columbus

When a murder means the future of their retirement complex is put at threat, a club of cold case solvers (Helen Mirren, Celia Imrie, Ben Kingsley, Pierce Brosnan) set out to solve the case and save their home.

Having heard interviews and conversations with Richard Osman about his hit Thursday Murder Club novels the impression I have of the novels is a series of self-aware yet cosy mysteries led by the charm of the characters. If this is the case, then in translation to the screen some of the character detail may have been lost, or the starry cast relied on for that, and the self-awareness may have been swapped for more traditional leanings. Yet, that tradition still manages to bring in a cosy aesthetic to everything that plays out.

Cosiness is the overriding factor of The Thursday Murder Club, and that’s not necessarily a bad thing. It’s a simple, likable murder-mystery for the time it’s on that wouldn’t feel out of place (in f-bomb free form) on a Sunday afternoon BBC or ITV1 schedule. Will it linger long in the mind? Likely not. But, thanks to the cast the characters make for likable viewing as they try to find the person who murdered one of the owners (Geoff Bell) of the expansive retirement complex they live in, likely with the aim of pushing through a sale to convert the building into luxury flats.


A real murder provides a burst of excitement for the titular club, made up of former MI6 figure Elizabeth (Helen Mirren), psychiatrist Ibrahim (Ben Kingsley) trade union lead Ron (Pierce Brosnan) and new-recruit nurse Joyce (Celia Imrie), however they soon start to experience signs that they’re getting involved in something much darker, and far beyond their usual discussions of cold cases. The quartet appear to be enjoying each others company both on and off screen, and it helps to bring a burst of amusement and further likability to the characters that we see. A handful of gags work, largely helped by the energy that’s brought. Yet, there’s also a sense of emotion on one or two occasions which while slightly separate in tone to the rest of the film fits in rather well.

Elizabeth returns each day to her flat and her husband Stephen (Jonathan Pryce), often sitting at a small table with a chess set laid out on top of it. There’s a gentleness to their scenes as Stephen’s dementia is made clear, with Pryce giving an equally subdued yet effective performance with his very brief screen-time. Providing some of the most impactful moments and scenes. The rest of the ensemble, including Naomi Ackie as a police officer constantly given menial tasks around the station instead of proper detective work and David Tennant as the other owner of Coopers Chase, planning on making the sale, appear to also be having a good time and add to the overall easy-viewing nature of the film.

The narrative at hand may not be the most gripping or thrilling, but it has its moments and as a whole the tone is just right to make for that aforementioned cosy mystery style which seems to be aimed for and achieved. With the cast relaxed into their roles and the strands at play, which can sometimes feel more distant than perhaps intended, especially just as they’re being brought together, The Thursday Murder Club generally cruises along with few bumps as the mystery unfolds. If you’re looking for something more complex and rooted in twists and turns then Knives Out this is not, nor is it trying to be – and perhaps in the wake of being spoilt by those films there’s an expectancy from some for this to be more like that. But, for what it does, and seems to aim for, The Thursday Murder Club is generally successful in being a light, likable Sunday afternoon murder mystery.

Constructed with a good deal of tradition, The Thursday Murder Club is a largely unchallenging slice of cosy murder-mystery that might sometimes lean a bit too much into its starry cast, but still makes for likable viewing whilst on.

Rating: 3 out of 5.

Caught Stealing – Review

Cert – 15, Run-time – 1 hour 47 minutes, Director – Darren Aronofsky

Looking after his neighbour’s (Matt Smith) cat leads bartender Hank (Austin Butler) into the circles of various New York City gangs as they all search for hidden money he knows nothing about.

Darren Aronofsky may not be the first name that comes to mind when you think of ‘fun’ directors. His last two offerings alone have been 2017’s mother! and 2022’s The Whale, for which Brendan Fraser won a Leading Actor Oscar over Austin Butler in Elvis. It’s Butler who takes the lead in Aronofsky’s speedy caper through the streets of New York City.

After finding himself, once again reluctantly, looking after his neighbour Russ’ (Matt Smith, having as much fun with his character as he is his mohawk) cat, whilst he visits London to see his ill father, Hank (Butler) runs into two Russian mobsters trying to get into his neighbour’s flat. From there a corridor beating leads him to hospital for kidney surgery and into the circles of different criminal gangs, all looking for money which Russ has hidden.

The set-up is simple and it allows for the pressures from the different characters Hank comes across to have a joint effect while playing out separately. It brings in the feeling of a 90s ensemble thriller, perhaps pushed by being set in the grimier streets of 1998 NYC. This is a film that looks at an underbelly, for some of the city and for all the crime within it, and yet doesn’t use it to push a major sense of seriousness or edge, or just a downbeat nature. From the start there’s a sense of catharsis running throughout the film, one that’s maintained but occasionally changes meaning depending on the unfolding events.


Caught Stealing, adapted by Charlie Huston from his novel of the same name, is largely something different from Aronofsky as it moves along with a quick pace, bringing in occasional chuckles as lines begin to cross. Yes, there are moments of seriousness, particularly losses for the central character, but they still keep up with the surroundings for an overall enjoyable thriller. 

Liev Schreiber and Vincent D’Onofrio properly turn up a good way through the run-time, yet as the Drucker brothers, simply labelled The Hebrews, their friendly and conversational nature, driving around in a minivan before launching gunfire at a wedding, is made sinister by the overhanging threat they carry with the potential to cut someone’s eyes out. While The Russians (Yuri Kolokolnikov, Nikita Kukushin) are quick to land a heavy punch, The Puerto Rican (Benito A Martínez Ocasio AKA Bad Bunny) is swift to remind of his gun and police detective Roman (Reigna King) may be even more no-nonsense than seems, it’s the differing presentation of the strict-Shabbos-observing brothers which has the most effect.

The strands, some of which are brought together to make things less busy and a stronger combined threat, create a handful of cat-and-mouse chases across the city. Well tracked by Aronofsky, Huston and editor Andrew Weisblum for an entertaining, 90s-esque thriller with enjoyable characters and performances which help to keep things moving along. It’s nice to see this more fun side to Aronofsky.

A cathartic, 90s inspired crime caper which keeps up its quick pacing for most of the time. There’s still a grime to the look and tone of Caught Stealing, but it helps to push its central character and those chasing after him.

Rating: 4 out of 5.

The Roses – Review

Cert – 15, Run-time – 1 hour 45 minutes, Director – Jay Roach

Architect Theo (Benedict Cumberbatch) and chef Ivy (Olivia Colman) have been known as a strong, supportive couple for years, however as their careers start to go in different directions tensions and arguments rise, leading to a messy, and perhaps deadly, divorce battle.

I’ve not read Warren Adler’s The War Of The Roses, but it seems from the two major film adaptations since its release in 1981 that it might be something of a difficult book to adapt. Or, perhaps, making a film about a married couple increasingly hating each other makes for something difficult to engage with. While the acknowledged biting British sarcasm delivered by Benedict Cumberbatch and Olivia Colman brings one or two light chuckles, as opposed to Michael Douglas and Kathleen Turner’s bitter jabs and jibes – playing off of their Romancing The Stone pairing, helped by the presence, and direction, of Danny DeVito – in the 1989 take, there’s still an eventual distance created by the characters and their feud.

Much of the marketing has revolved around the more heated arguments between the pair as they hurtle towards a messy divorce, however much of this is confined to the final 20 minutes. Beforehand we get a story of Theo (Cumberbatch) and Ivy (Olivia Colman) Rose trying to keep things intact despite their growing frustrations with each others lack of understanding about their careers going in very different directions. After a design goes wrong leading to a building collapse, architect Theo loses all work while Ivy’s part-time shift at her own seafood restaurant – amusingly titled We’ve Got Crabs – expands after a positive review from a major critic, eventually leading to mass PR and additional locations opening.

As comments start to bring different sparks to the relationship, as mentioned by friends such as Andy Samberg and Kate McKinnon’s Barry and Amy – the latter constantly trying to make unsubtle moves and flirtations on Theo, feeling taken from a film from almost 15-20 years ago – there are occasional chuckles from the central pairing. However, Tony McNamara’s screenplay is very hit or miss when it comes to the gags, and much of the time it misses.


The cast, which also includes the likes of Ncuti Gatwa and Allison Janney; in one all-in-the-marketing scene, all appear to be having a good time watching and making the escalating sparring, particularly the more sweary dialogue. However, the same feeling doesn’t always translate as the film takes its time building up to what it promises in both the advertising and suggestions of the eventual directions the narrative will take. As a whole, much like the ’89 take which felt like a re-edited sitcom in its overall tone and style that shifted every 20 minutes, The Roses feels overlong. The stages are clear with the occasional jumps in time and pushes as to where Theo and Ivy’s marriage is going.

Attempts are made to create a balance between the pair’s eventual back-and-forth behaviour and sabotage, largely in terms of both being as bad as each other; early on its the case of a lack of communication between them about how they’re feeling and coping with the ongoing changes in their lives and marriage. However, it’s very easy to pick a side when one character seems to be a good deal more stubborn and belligerent than the other, especially earlier on – perhaps stemmed from insecurity from having lost his job and not being the main breadwinner of the household, although this idea isn’t really delved into, or suggested, much.

As things get worse between Cumberbatch and Colman’s characters, leading to an awkward dinner party with their friends, the film begins to feel messier. While there are some chuckles at just how far they go with their efforts to get the other to give up their want for the house there comes a point where the aforementioned hate between the pair just stems to a point where there’s less and less humour. The characters almost seem to be unlikable, and therefore difficult to connect with and gain an emotional response from. It’s an issue which runs throughout The Roses, which consistently feels as if it has a foot slightly stuck in the past and never quite forms a proper connection with the central couple to truly see it through.

With more misses than hits The Roses struggles to create a proper connection with the central couple, only made worse by the lack of humour in their growing hate for each other across the overlong run-time.

Rating: 2 out of 5.

The Toxic Avenger – Review

Release Date – 29th August 2025, Cert – 18, Run-time – 1 hour 42 minutes, Director – Macon Blair

Seeking revenge for his boss (Kevin Bacon) not helping him with his healthcare, a terminally ill janitor (Peter Dinklage) is thrown into toxic waste, turning into a powerful new being.

The opening shots of this reboot of The Toxic Avenger give a glimpse of a film as pulpy, schlocky and gory as the two years it sat on a shelf unreleased would suggest. Images of what’s to come rapidly flash across the screen before Peter Dinklage’s voiceover tells us that there’s much more to the story before all of this.

Instead of an awkward, bullied teenager the protagonist in this reboot is Dinklage’s janitor Winston. A struggling single step-dad to Jacob Tremblay’s Wade, with whom he has an attempted yet distant relationship with, often brought down by his own mind, scared of trouble and the dangers of the outside world. There’s little humour at the character’s expense, although some from his interactions with the outside world. Before his trippy transformation into the titular being, having been thrown into a pool of radioactive waste, he’s a sympathetic figure, trying to deal with the fact that he’s been given 6-12 months to live. A point which comes together with Winston’s attempts to talk with Wade which brings in a sense of heart to the proceedings. He’s not a loser, but certainly struggling to put himself across and have his voice heard in the world.


After the wealthy owner (Kevin Bacon) of the healthcare company he works for turns him away, Winston plots revenge. However, despite his hideous new green-skinned appearance (physically performed by Luisa Guerreiro in the full prosthetics, with Dinklage continuing to provide the character’s voice) – complete with large patches of lumpy purple burns – once granted super strength and a glowing and steaming radioactive mop to wield he’s fondly cheered on as ‘Toxie’ by crowds who learn of his heroism after stopping a hostage situation at a fast food restaurant. although flip-flopping on him throughout the film. There’s some likable, if brief, especially in comparison to the run-time, splatter here and there, but never quite anything that feels as pulpy as what this film could be.

As we go back and forth between Toxie and Taylour Paige’s J.J. Doherty trying to expose and take on healthcare company WHB, Bacon’s CEO, enlisting brother Fritz (Elijah Wood) and a loud techno-rap group as henchmen to sort out the man exposing their illegal activities and work with gangsters the overall narrative starts to almost feel tangled within itself. Less by complication more that the film appears to be caught up within itself. There are still occasional patches of humour – a running gag involving opinionated location titles consistently raises chuckles – and bursts of action, but the film almost seems to slow down, with the tongue-in-cheek, spoof-adjacent build-up being more interesting and enjoyable. This first half hour, while having a couple of bumps, largely involving Tremblay’s character away from his step-father, sets up an enjoyable and self-aware time.

What follows is still enjoyable in parts, but the self-awareness somewhat seems to fade in exchange for moments that are more in the realms of silliness, whilst still fitting into the world. The schlock and pulp hoped for isn’t quite present and it does cause the film to somewhat falter, especially as it seems to embrace its plot perhaps more than viewers might, or at least I did. Gore appears to be present to some degree to make up for the lack of stronger B-movie vibes, which are present in the opening stages and some of the visual aspects which appear, but this Toxic Avenger appears to waver with the crowds watching the film as much as he does with those in it.

Not as pulpy or schlocky as perhaps liked, brief but likable splatter doesn’t quite make up for this but there’s still enough to enjoy and raise a chuckle in The Toxic Avenger to help move it along, even as it gets caught up in its own narrative.

Rating: 3 out of 5.

Eddington – Review

Cert – 15, Run-time – 2 hours 29 minutes, Director – Ari Aster

May 2020, COVID restrictions are in place, Black Lives Matter protests are growing, riots are spreading and the sheriff of Eddington (Joaquin Phoenix) runs against the incumbent mayor (Pedro Pascal) in the upcoming election.

Eddington feels like a victim of its own release date. During the pandemic writer-director Ari Aster was working on his three-hour anxiety attack Beau Is Afraid, eventually released in 2023. Now, he releases a film which feels as if it would have been more timely released then, or even worked better if released five years from now. While certainly most of what we see still resonates and feels relevant today, there’s something overhanging the film that feels slightly odd released at this particular moment in time.

Joaquin Phoenix’s sheriff Joe Cross is fed up of the restrictions put in place by the COVID pandemic, it’s May 2020 and he insists that the virus doesn’t exist in the town of Eddington. When enough is enough he challenges incumbent mayor Ted Garcia (Pedro Pascal) – pitching himself as being able to bring new jobs to the quiet, New Mexico by welcoming in a building for a big tech company – in the upcoming election. From there sparks begin to fly across the desert environment as campaigns heat up alongside various social tensions.

Alongside the pandemic, Aster also attempts to capture the rising Black Lives Matter movement, to some extent satirising both sides, although for the frequently white figures leading the protests in Eddington largely through the language they use – sometimes feeling as if it would be better suited in South Park – and the wider political tensions of the time, including online conspiracy theorists (played by Austin Butler, and bought into by Joe’s wife (a strange-sitting role for Emma Stone)) and mentions and possible appearances of Antifa. It’s a lot to cover, and the two-and-a-half hour run-time suggests that. Even with that much time there’s still the feeling that a number of the ideas being played with are rubbing up against each other and creating a different kind of conflict to the one intended.


While the film is undoubtedly satirical, how comedic that’s meant to be at time is a different matter. Certainly, there’s a drama that plays out well when it comes to the central election theme, with Phoenix and Pascal debating both online and in the streets with a sense of suspense when face-to-face. Phoenix’s much more accusatory and seemingly intentionally agitating style against the more relaxed, trying-to-reason conversational tone of Pascal’s character. Yet, the more the film goes on the more this seems to be pushed away as supporting characters start to be given more to do in regards to the other events happening throughout the town, especially with how various relationships cross over each other. However, there are other moments that feel like the dialogue, or at least the somewhat heightened situation, is meant to be comedic, yet the uneasy styling prevents a laugh.

About halfway through Aster makes the decision to really switch things up, and initially does so quite effectively. There’s a boost of intrigue as more thriller-like tones begin to emerge after a sudden and surprising shift in events. However, as the ending gets closer there’s still multiple other characters and themes at play which means that things start to pile up again, and while these are attempted to be largely brought together for the final stages Aster doesn’t quite stick the landing as he starts to bring in further tones and directions almost as a way of wrapping things up.

While certainly capturing a slice of just what was happening in America at the time, Eddington feels weighed down by just how much it tries to capture, especially with so many characters playing a part. With a tone and satire that feels as if it could be more searing, the overall film has its moments – especially when focusing on the rival campaigns of Phoenix and Pascal, where much of the drama and tension is centralised – but struggles to create a bigger impact than simple engagement for much of the run-time. Before starting to feel like, as it depicts, multiple voices speaking over each other in the middle of the desert.

While it may work better if revisiting in a couple of years, Eddington tries to capture a very busy and chaotic time in America but ends up feeling somewhat overstuffed, and far from as searing as it probably should be. While the central election thread works well, everything else struggles to have a similar impact.

Rating: 3 out of 5.

Sorry, Baby – Review

Cert – 15, Run-time – 1 hour 43 minutes, Director – Eva Victor

College professor Agnes (Eva Victor) deals with the trauma of being sexually assaulted by her former advisor (Louis Cancelmi), learning to do so at her own pace.

Agnes (Eva Victor) hugs her best friend Lydie (Naomi Ackie) goodbye. Sitting in her car, just about to drive off, Lydie checks that her friend is going to be alright. Hugging herself, not just because of the cold, Agnes assures her that she’ll be fine, promising that she’s not going to die. She doesn’t entirely believe herself.

She gives a similar hesitant look at a reunion dinner of old college friends, when their advisor Preston Decker (Louis Cancelmi) is brought up. It’s clear that something bad happened in her past, but nothing is explicitly mentioned. As we flashback in time to a couple of years prior Agnes is an English student at college, living in a small house with Lydie – the same house she lives in alone years later, now with a number of window panels covered up with bits of paper. Each scene involving Decker is one of unease and tension, we know something is coming and when it does we don’t see it. The camera simply sits outside his house as day shifts to night in sudden jolts of time and fading light before a shaky tracking shot follows Agnes pacing to her car, scared and trying to comprehend what’s happened.

From there, as chapter titles introduce us to the events of the following years, the film follows Agnes as she continues to try and comprehend and come to terms with what happened – the title of the year of the assault being ‘the year with the bad thing’. Victor, who also makes her feature debut as writer and director, is sensational in the lead role. So much of the confusion, fear, discomfort, pain and more is hidden behind their eyes as they try to move forward in a world where little empathy is displayed by officials, particularly the heads of the college.


Yet, there’s a consistent sense of hope on display, too. Not just in her adoption of a kitten but in my personal favourite chapter, ‘the year with the good sandwich’ – a name which already inspires a glimmer of optimism – a brief turn from John Carroll Lynch provides one of the biggest pushes of understanding. By this point it’s been three years since the bad thing. It seems like a long time but at the same time it’s not a lot of time. There’s a warmth to the moment that’s allowed to be dwelled rather than basked in. A moment of comfort that works well alongside the chuckles which crop up along the way.

Victor has ensured that there are moments of lightness levity throughout their film, each in naturalistic fashion. There are moments of amusing awkwardness as Agnes anxiously approaches her neighbour, Gavin (Lucas Hedges), asking if he has any lighter fluid. There are more similarly-toned encounters between the pair as a relationship of sorts begins to form between them. Yet, the events are still wrapped up in a sense of mixed negative emotions spawned from the tragedy. It helps to keep a consistency even with the various tones at play as Agnes tries to look after herself while keeping a number of things internalised, a scene involving being asked questions about being the victim of a crime after being called for jury duty is filled with empathy and multiple forms of restraint. Building up to create something all the more powerful.

As Agnes and Lydie laugh, joke and reminisce for the opening few minutes of the film I wasn’t entirely sure what to expect. Then, once the first signs of discomfort in the face of remembering tragedy appear everything properly kicks off. By the end of the film I was forced to sit throughout the credits and for a moment or two beyond, in silence, just to think about what I’d just seen and give it the time it needed and deserved to sink in.

A few days later and I’m still allowing it to do so. Sorry, Baby is a complex, layered and empathetic film about coming to terms with tragedy at your own pace. Allowing forms of self care, acknowledging points of comfort and kindness. So much of which is conveyed alongside the trauma and struggle conveyed in Eva Victor’s stunning leading performance, alongside strong direction and screenplay equally filled with quieter moments which let the hidden emotions speak for themselves. Whether viewed as a debut or not, this is a wonderfully impactful look at coming to terms with tragedy, and the barriers and understanding that appear along the way.

One of the best films of the year, Sorry, Baby features a naturalistic blend of stirring emotions with occasional chuckles as Eva Victor’s stunningly performed central character comes to terms with tragedy at her own pace. Allow time afterwards for it to sink in, like the film it’ll have just as much of a profoundly emotional push.

Rating: 5 out of 5.

Together – Review

Cert – 15, Run-time – 1 hour 42 minutes, Director – Michael Shanks

Moving from the city to a quiet town Tim (Dave Franco) and Millie’s (Alison Brie) relationship has fractured, however after lost whilst hiking the pair find themselves being at threat of being literally inseparable.

Perhaps the highest compliment that you could pay a body horror film is that some of the images in it will stay with and haunt you for a good time after. If that is the case then Together deserves high praise indeed for its freaky, squirm-inducing images, one instance involving an electric saw not even properly shown, as couple Tim (Dave Franco) and Millie (Alison Brie) fight to stop their bodies from fusing together.

With spells of prolonged dizziness when separated, before they start to be pulled by invisible forces towards each other as they start to almost combine, there’s a good deal to be creeped out by on-screen. Yet, writer-director Michael Shanks still manages to bring in an effective humour to the proceedings. There are a good number of laughs throughout Together, which I found to be funnier than Weapons which has been acclaimed for is comedic angles which I didn’t seem to find, including at the same time as being grossed out by the grislier suggestions and images. All brought about after the couple get lost whilst hiking in the woods around their new out-of-the-way home. Having fallen into a cave and being forced to stay there overnight there may literally have been something in the water that kicks everything off for them.


Beforehand we see tensions in their relationship. At a goodbye party before they leave the city, in front of all their friends, Millie proposes to Tim with the response being extended confusion, although instead of as what to say it seems to be more as to how to say no. The fractures only continue to grow throughout the film, before an acknowledgement from both that something is clearly wrong, making for an effective horror about co-dependency. One that perhaps works better through its appearing knowledge that it doesn’t have to be subtle, and at times almost throws itself towards the opposite. Although, decisions made in the final stages may lead to the ending, in terms of how it relates to the themes at play, being divisive.

Brie and Franco both put in solid performances, assisted by Shanks’ direction, especially in the moments focusing on the body horror and threat at hand, and get across the push-and-pull of both the central relationship and the mysterious force that’s committing them to the former. It makes for an entertaining and unsettling body horror, images from which are still causing me to shudder a couple of days after.

A funny and squirm-inducing look at co-dependency, Together’s body horror will hang around the mind for a good while after, with the unsettling nature in the moment pushed by Michael Shanks’ direction and the performances of Brie and Franco.

Rating: 4 out of 5.

Nobody 2 – Review

Cert – 15, Run-time – 1 hour 29 minutes, Director – Timo Tjahjanto

Needing a break from his life of high-action ‘auditing’, Hutch Mansell (Bob Odenkirk) takes his family on vacation, only to discover the town is overseen by a major crime boss (Sharon Stone).

Nobody 2 isn’t quite a film you go to for the story. You largely go for a few laughs as Bob Odenkirk mixes John Wick with the Equalizer and pummels some bad guys. Yet, you still need something of a story to bring these sequences together, and sometimes give them more of a push. Nobody 2 lacks the zippy nature of the first film as it builds up tired military ‘auditor’ Hutch Mansell (Odenkirk) taking a break from repaying his debts by setting off with his family on vacation to the theme park he went on his one childhood holiday to.

However, the town which the park sits in is overseen by a wealthy crime boss (Sharon Stone) with influence over the police and numerous locals. After an incident in an arcade sees Hutch losing his temper with park employees after one hits his daughter on the head, the crime ring is uncovered and things properly kick off for the rest of the film. There are action sequences before this with amusing moments and swift attitudes, but as a whack-a-mole hammer and prize machine claw are used to attack others with the feeling of letting loose and having fun with the surroundings is truly on display.


It’s why these action sequences are the highlights of the film, as they were with the first instalment, which for my money was one of the best films of that year. The third act, set across the Plummerville amusement park, may show the weakness of a villain who genuinely feels like they’re on screen for less than five minutes – Stone tries to create a big, campy villain but struggles with how little the script gives her – but when it comes to the creative uses of the attractions and scenery there’s a good deal of enjoyably bloody violence unfolding. Not to mention a fight on a duck boat where the film truly finds its spark, and smirk.

Albeit violence which still has to cut back and forth to other characters as the film feels the need to push a ‘the band’s all here’ feeling that it doesn’t really need. Of course, Connie Nielsen returns as Hutch’s wife Becca – with the script trying to give her more of a past but the details feeling like much of an afterthought – and Christopher Lloyd making an enjoyable return as his father David. But, the inclusion of RZA as brother Harry and Colin Salmon’s The Barber – pushing the John Wick elements with his underworld stylings which don’t entirely fit into the world of Nobody – feel like screenwriters Derek Kolstad and Aaron Rabin saw them as necessary inclusions but had no clue as to how to comfortably slot them in.

Nobody 2 isn’t a disappointment as such. While providing some entertaining action sequences where it allows a messy precision to reign over the explosions and punches, sometimes only the details are heard. One instance takes place with the camera staying outside of the building in which everything takes place before seeing glimpses of the aftermath. There’s a good film in this sequel, and it’s helped by the short 89-minute run-time, it just feels somewhat weighed down by bringing its elements together and a reliance on the characters and elements of the first film rather than a stronger story.

Somewhat bound to the characters and details of the first film, Nobody 2’s story falters meaning that other key details, including a barely seen villain, feel pushed aside. However, there’s still an enjoyable nature, especially in the action scenes which get more creative as they go on.

Rating: 3 out of 5.

Materialists – Review

Cert – 15, Run-time – 1 hour 57 minutes, Director – Celine Song

Matchmaker Lucy (Dakota Johnson) is adamant she’ll marry the next person she dates, but when wealthy Harry (Pedro Pascal) enters her life ex John (Chris Evans) comes back re-enters.

When did dating become business, and how long will it continue to be? It’s the core question running throughout the opening stages of Celine Song’s Materialists. While her directorial debut Past Lives – one of the best films of that year – was a thoughtful reflection on how people, and relationships, change the opening 40 minutes of her follow-up are among the most cynical I’ve seen in years.

Song herself isn’t cynical, with a snap flashback to the ending of New York City matchmaker Lucy’s (Dakota Johnson) relationship with aspiring actor John (Chris Evans), their lack of money being the reason, the human emotions shatter the blunt demands of the world of dating. Lucy discusses her, quite often wealthy, clients and their possible matches with a straightforward business-like manner, she knows that dating and love are very different things. Her view of dating, and the sometimes endless ideals of her clients, brings about an almost painfully sharp satire.

Cue an eventual relationship with wealthy financier Harry (Pedro Pascal), despite the fact he goes against what Lucy is looking for. However, at the wedding which the pair meet at is John, working the tables to make some money before rehearsals for a small play he’s been cast in. Materialists has been widely discussed as a love triangle, yet if there is one here it’s not one of fierce competition. Instead, Johnson’s character finds herself torn between different views of perfection, the wants from her job and her own. 


A rom-com starts to play out, yet one where laughs aren’t quite the priority. There are certainly a good number throughout as the world of modern dating, and the various confusions and false standards it can create, is poked at. And the story is very much Lucy’s. Pascal and Evans are certainly key, but they know they’re roles are supporting ones, and indeed just how non-leading they are.

By casting the trio of stars in the central roles, Song emphasises the world and themes playing out, with each putting in a good turn. Yet, Materialists is perhaps a harder sell, at least while viewing, than Past Lives – largely due to the initial cynicism and the tones it strikes throughout. The general consensus may well be that it’s just fine, but there will be plenty of people who strongly dislike it – in the room I saw it in I could certainly feel one or two members of the audience hating it.

However, I think there’s an understated sharpness to Song’s film. It may not quite have the emotional impact of her former film, but it’s also a very different piece tackling almost opposing ideas. The sudden burst of emotions and displays of a tested connection brings in a bigger emotional connection beyond that of the well-pitched cynical satire which opens things. Materialists is a bold satirical rom-com.

Bringing in chuckles as it highlights the cynicism of modern dating, Materialists moves on with further effective satire, helped by the three lead performances, as Celine Song makes a bold follow-up with effective use and reminders of human emotions in the relationships on display.

Rating: 4 out of 5.