Argylle – Review

Cert – 12, Run-time – 2 hours 19 minutes, Director – Matthew Vaughn

Author Elly Conway (Bryce Dallas Howard) finds herself thrown into a world of rival spies not unlike her novels, when it turns out her hit series, Argylle, has reflected the real world a little too much.

There are three versions of Agent Argylle. There’s the one in author Elly Conway’s (Bryce Dallas Howard) hit spy novel series, a suave and focused figure knowing the best course of action in any moment; then there’s the version which appears in her head (both played by Henry Cavill), an arrogant persona smugly gliding through action self-acknowledging how great a spy he is with just one look. Finally, there’s the real Agent Argylle, the unseen face whose life has been almost exactly documented in Conway’s books. At least the former two of these personalities should perhaps feel much more in sync than they actually do, instead feeling as inconsistent as their author, and pretty much anyone around her.

In early action sequences we cut back and forth from Elly’s views of real spy Aidan Wilde (Sam Rockwell) and her mind’s view of Argylle. One is an intentionally chaotic and messy set of events to contrast with the other near-bulletproof depiction as Cavill’s spy stares into the camera with a thick air of vanity. Thankfully, this version of the character appears less frequently as the film goes on and Elly and Aidan’s globetrotting venture takes more form. The writer finds herself chased by opposing groups of spies as it’s revealed that her smash-hit series has almost perfectly mirrored events in the real world, and dangerous people (led by Bryan Cranston’s Director Ritter) need to know the next chapter of the as-yet-unwritten fifth book pans out.

Whilst the world of the Argylle books seems to be trying to pastiche Bond the events unfolding in the real world seem to be trying to dismantle this in order to set up a counter without ever quite landing the comedic effect. Instead, action sequences full of shonky CGI (two examples during a chase in the first five minutes had me audibly exclaiming ‘yikes’) play out to the questioning response of whether they’re meant to be funny, largely due to the choice in songs which plays over a number of them, and sometimes what’s incorporated into them – smoke cannisters burst into an array of colours as one fight turns into something of a callback dance scene.


This style dominates the drawn out third act as it tries to keep a spark alive, and push a spark between Rockwell and Dallas Howard who the film seems to want to position as Michael Douglas and Kathleen Turner, amongst the constant stalls and additions to developments. There’s a great cast here (also including John Cena, Samuel L. Jackson, Ariana DeBose and Catherine O’Hara, just to name a few), yet none ever seem to bring a proper sense of life to their inconsistent characters. Wavering throughout a lengthy 2-hour-and-19-minute run-time; particularly Elly with whichever reaction seems convenient at the time – her for-comedic-effect panic, heightening Aidan’s in-the-moment espionage skills, clashes with sudden bursts of putting her head down and moving forward as if nothing just happened.

As soon as Conway sends off what’s perhaps the first draft of her literally-just-finished fifth book the praise, admittedly from her mother (O’Hara) is that it’s brilliant as usual. Unfortunately, unlike the Argylle books, the film can’t be given the same praise, even after a number of drafts. The jumble of ideas while generally flowing well enough until the latter stages never feel as if they have the energy or humour to properly engage, one or two more casual moments of amusement aside.

With refining, including less time spent trying to semi jab at conventions while seemingly unaware that it features plenty of them narratively, there could be a more fun film here. However, the smugness sometimes shown in the Argylle of Elly’s mind comes through in the tone of the film, holding it further back amongst the uncertainty of what it wants to be and what it’s poking at. Whether itself or spy capers the landing is an uninteresting series of bumpy falters.

Unsure of what it actually wants to pastiche Argylle is a film full of inconsistencies. The narrative is overlong and lacking in humour, particularly in a crammed third act, and overall everything feels like it could be delivered straight to camera with an air of smugness.

Rating: 2 out of 5.

Baghead – Review

Cert – 15, Run-time – 1 hour 35 minutes, Director – Alberto Corredor

Iris (Freya Allan) inherits a pub from her late, distant father (Pete Mullan), however in the basement lies a creature with the power to let people speak to their deceased loved ones, but not without forming a connection with the bereaved.

In 1970s Britain, and some of the years since, Bagpuss was a warm figure of many childhoods. The saggy, old cloth cat who awoke whenever owner Emily told him to see what new thing she had brought to her cozy shop. The pink and white cat would wake up, alongside a collection of other toys and ornaments, to inspect whichever lost item Emily had found and brought back with her and over the course of 15 minutes would discuss and repair it. A quaint and innocent set of events. Baghead, on the other hand, is unlikely to be a distant relative as instead this particular creature will gradually break down the people providing it with items, working its way into their heads beyond the basement of an abandoned pub.

The items belong to deceased relatives which people willing to pay a hefty sum provide ‘Baghead’ – never actually called that in the film, in fact the word is never once said – with in the hope of speaking to their loved ones just one more time. However, there are those who keep coming back, this is the case for Jeremy Irvine’s Neil as he insists new owner of The Queen’s Head Iris (Freya Allan) let him see the figure in the basement. Soon, Iris, who has inherited the pub from her late, distant father (Peter Mullan), finds herself keeping the building, just for a short amount of time, instead of selling it off immediately.


Alongside best friend Katie (Ruby Barker) the pair begin to witness the extent of Baghead’s powers, and the attachment she forms with those using her for communication with the dead. The rules put in place in a video left by Mullan’s character begin to be bent and ignored as greed and addiction consume. They may be traditional points for a horror flick, and certainly there’s nothing wrong with this, however as the film moves along it almost seems to lose faith in itself.

Based on a short of the same name, there’s plenty of atmosphere to help move things along for the first half hour, yet the remaining hour, while still featuring similar tones, never quite seems to have the same strength. Glimmers of the past feelings arise every now and then, but as a whole things almost get bogged down in a cycle of attacks and risk as Baghead proves that her curse is perhaps stronger than the will of the lacklustre living. Yet, when such moments arise the film can’t help but stumble as it explains much of its events as it’s happening, almost providing its own commentary – whilst researching the history of the pub and its previous owners Katie can’t help but read everything we’re seeing on screen out loud just to push the point across.

Occasional jump scares become less effective as they become more obvious and overall as the run-time progresses the momentum decreases. The initially creepy air that surrounded the proceedings is no longer present and as a whole the film feels largely ineffective and rather bland. The character of Baghead feels less of a character and more of a plot device until backstory is provided in the latter stages of the narrative before an ending which, while interesting, would likely have greater impact if you had more of a connection with the characters and the build-up had more of a push, and unsettling nature.

While initially conjuring some interesting atmosphere Baghead seems to lose faith in itself as its titular antagonist feels more of a plot device than a character to push forward the increasingly ineffective scares in the cyclical narrative.

Rating: 2 out of 5.

The Color Purple – Review

Release Date – 26th January 2024, Cert – 12, Run-time – 2 hours 21 minutes, Director – Blitz Bazawule

Separated from her sister at a young age, Celie’s (Fantasia Barrino) life is one of loneliness and abuse from her husband (Colman Domingo), over the years she finds strength in the outgoing and confident women around her.

The Color Purple’s core narrative may not feel as if it lends itself throughout to the big, upbeat Broadway musical treatment. Yet, on the stage it’s proved a successful, highly acclaimed transfer from Alice Walker’s novel. Now, receiving the big screen treatment the benefits of the stage perhaps come through as the tonal shifts from the drama and upset of protagonist Celie’s (Fantasia Barrino) life are contrasted with more upbeat musical numbers, particularly in the film’s first hour.

The various song and dance numbers, which themselves for a good while seem rather infrequent, oddly feel as if they could be played out on a stage. There feels a shift in Blitz Bazawule’s direction to capture the big dance sequences, as a crowd of bodies move in unison with effective choreography which would likely work greater wonders on the stage, feeling sometimes like moves unchanged from a live production over a bigger film. Such moments can sometimes feel like a jolt just after a highly dramatic scene of Celie being abused by her husband, going by the name of Mister (Colman Domingo). The emotion and drama doesn’t always feel as if it has time to settle in and fully expand.


Where the feelings of strength come through is in the performances, a number of cast members having previously performed in iterations of the stage production. There’s a strong supporting cast surrounding Barrino, who particularly gets time to shine in the second half. While Celie is separated from her sister at a young age (the younger Celie played by Phylicia Pearl Mpasi, while Halle Bailey plays sister Nettie) she finds support and sisterhood in the strong women around her. Bold and defiant Sofia (Danielle Brooks, a highlight in need of more screen-time) and singer Shug Avery (Taraji P. Henson, putting her all into belting out her tunes), herself having known Mister in the past, lead those around Celie encouraging her to find her voice and fight back, to say “hell no!”

During moments of fighting back, and Celie managing to find her voice and gain more freedom the film is better contrasting with the more dramatic and emotional sides. It allows for a third act which brings about the emotions, even if after a bit of build-up – the film as a whole feels a little bit on the long side – especially in the very final stages where the style of the songs, largely the gospel-leaning tracks, land with a good impact from the way in which the cast join to sing them.

This, and the likes of Shug and Sofia, are the better contrasts to the harsh mistreatment Celie faces from Domingo’s well-performed character amongst the other tragedies in her life. While the songs may fit in more as we get more into the narrative they might still feel a part of the same film but the style frequently demonstrates a different feeling to the surroundings which are otherwise engaging. Even if sometimes needing a bit more time so tonal shifts don’t always feel so sharp and the drama can be more properly felt and given an impact.

The musical numbers may largely feel stage-like in this take on The Color Purple, however the strong performances help bring out the brief moments of bigger drama, and some worthwhile strands in the build-up to the effective conclusion.

Rating: 3 out of 5.

American Fiction – Review

Release Date – 2nd February 2024, Cert – 15, Run-time – 1 hour 52 minutes, Director – Cord Jefferson

With no publishers accepting his work, and trying to pull money together to care for his mother (Leslie Uggams), writer Monk (Jeffrey Wright) writes a stereotypical Black novel in critique of what he views as the want from the industry, leading to acclaim for his pen name’s ‘essential’ story.

There’s a real sharpness to the layered satire and critique which American Fiction demonstrates. It cuts through the film’s initial veneer/s as what may initially seem like a nearly overflowing plate begins to be viewed as simply a full one. Writer-director Cord Jefferson is aware of his film and what it needs to do to not fall into some of the trappings it’s trying to point at, complimenting with connected parallel narrative strands.

Writer Thelonious ‘Monk’ Ellison (Jeffrey Wright) has received rejection after rejection from publishers to his work, the demand is for stories which he views as capturing a stereotypical view of Black life – giving white audiences the feeling that they’re helping by calling out for change by supporting such “essential” stories. Thus, when faced with needing to financially support his mother (Leslie Uggams) as her mind deteriorates with signs of Alzheimer’s, his mind gets to work one night with a critique of the culture as he sees it. Fugitive author Stagg R. Leigh is born, hammering away what Monk views as a cliched Black novel – the kind which reflects an advert he sees advertising a Black film season on TV, each clip featuring pain, gangs and slavery.


The novel takes off straight away, to Monk’s contempt and uncertainty – can he get away with presenting the character of Stagg R. Leigh? There’s plenty of well-pitched humour to be found within this upfront satire, yet the best comedy lies in that which is more subtle. The background details or moments which are less upfront in a scene, sparking the true push of the film. Gently working in the background of the more dramatic sequences as the Ellison family faces tragedy and simply deal with their own lives and bumpy relationships. The subtlety of the performances truly coming through in the second half as the true extent, and love, within the relationships are allowed to quietly come forward.

Not only Wright’s brilliantly restrained role, but also those which create some of the most affecting moments; particularly Sterling K. Brown (a truly excellent performance which appears to thankfully have gained deserved recognition so far this awards season) as Monk’s brother Clifford and long-time house maid and family friend Lorraine (Myra Lucretia Taylor) – bringing about two of the biggest moments of quiet emotion. Monk’s career may not always drip into these scenes, largely it seems intentionally so, and while occasionally it might help to bring things together that bit more for the most part it allows for the family drama at hand to unfold more naturally. Moving alongside the rising success of Monk’s reluctant not-quite-alter-ego the multi-layered criticism and satire is well handled by Jefferson to bring out the humour, but also bring a complex poignancy to a number of key moments, made truly effective by the performances.

Working in the moment, American Fiction is a film that waits until its final stages, and key conversations between Wright and Issa Rae’s bestselling author Sintara Golden, to truly unveil how clever it is. It does this almost unconsciously, naturally doing so as the discussions unfold and things begin to near rounding off. Effectively encapsulating the themes and what the film has been saying, with counters to create further interest, and also potentially back up the core themes of the film while also working on their own. This is a complex, layered and well-executed comedy-drama that observes its characters amongst the backdrop of the satire they witness and create. That’s where the real spark of American Fiction is, the characters see and create what we find humorous rather than it feeling like the film is drawing it from them.

The key to American Fiction’s brilliantly layered satire is how it comes from the characters observations rather than their actions. There’s plenty of laughs, and some affecting emotion thanks to the truly understated subtlety of the performances in the quietness of the family drama.

Rating: 4 out of 5.

Mean Girls – Review

Cert – 12, Run-time – 1 hour 52 minutes, Directors – Samantha Jayne, Arturo Perez Jr

New-at-school Cady (Angourie Rice) finds herself welcomed into the most exclusive and known group in school – eventually colliding with feared student, and leader, Regina George (Reneé Rapp).

The highlights of this feature adaptation of the Mean Girls stage musical lie in the moments where the characters truly let loose and are having the time of their lives. As Auli’i Cravalho’s Janis and Jaquel Spivey’s Damian belt out Revenge Party, the best song of the film, the screen floods with a rainbow of bright, pastel colours. The laughs roll in from both the energy and the lyrics and its an extended sequence to simply be fully caught up in. The song leads in to a second half with more frequent humour and songs which feel more a part of the world.

For much of the first half the musical numbers, a good deal of which are presented with a slimmer aspect ratio, feel as if they’re in a different world, separate from the events of the rest of the film. More like music videos to get from one place to another rather than potential fantasy sequences or heightened situations. Most of the cast can undoubtedly belt out a tune, even if some of the songs feel better suited to this treatment than more restrained ballads of sorts – more the case for those given to lead Angourie Rice’s Cady – but perhaps they’d work better on the stage (the only song I’d heard from the musical before going in to this take was Stupid With Love, which sounds as if it has a different treatment and style here).


Rice makes for a likable lead, however with this being Mean Girls, the focus is on the most feared and known girl in school, Regina George (Reneé Rapp – returning from the Broadway musical). Leader of the exclusive clique branded as ‘the plastics’ (also including Avantika’s Karen and Bebe Wood’s Gretchen) she welcomes in new-at-school Cady, instantly making her aware of the rules and a tear-down who’s who of other students. However, when Cady falls for Regina’s ex-boyfriend Aaron (Christopher Briney), who sits in front of her in calculus class, she gets caught up in a web of conflictions between her friends and the plastics.

There’s a good deal of humour to be found within this particular take, particularly when the film breaks out into its own and steps away from the original – also written by Tina Fey who has now been with a Mean Girls project in three iterations over 20 years. It’s such points that allow the events to feel better connected, and the musical numbers to fully flourish and burst more from the screen instead of leaving you imagining how they would work on a stage. As a whole, when the plot truly kicks in and a chain of events become clearer Mean Girls truly finds its stride and struts forward with a good deal of confidence. There may still be some occasional bumps along the way, cut down from the stage version this film take still somehow feels occasionally overlong, but as a whole there’s enough to enjoy about the way in which this particular version of Mean Girls presents itself to make for good, entertaining viewing.

While certain moments might feel better suited to the stage, when Mean Girls lets loose with bursts of colour and energy there’s an entertaining nature with effective humour, particularly in the second half which brings in more narrative developments.

Rating: 3 out of 5.

The Beekeeper – Review

Cert – 15, Run-time – 1 hour 45 minutes, Director – David Ayer

When an elderly friend (Phylicia Rashad) falls victim to an online scam a retired, off-books government agent (Jason Statham) takes revenge, climbing the ladder of the company’s hierarchy before they, or the FBI, can catch up with him.

Jason Statham’s beekeeper goes by the name of Adam Clay. He lives out his days looking after bees, and occasionally removing hornet nests from the property of the elderly woman he rents a barn from. He’s moved on from his days as an off-the-books government agent, known as a Beekeeper. However, when Eloise (Phylicia Rashad) commits suicide after falling victim to an online scam Clay takes it upon himself to get revenge, or as he puts it “protect the hive”. An unstoppable force climbing up the hierarchical ladder of the companies connected to the scam, reaching the so-called untouchable, while his occasionally American accent – it’s understated that Statham has “a hint of British Isles” in his voice – might wobble the film generally keeps itself afloat, to some surprise.

Going from feeling inspired by recent YouTube crazes of ‘scammer payback’ videos and as if adapted from a short film, The Beekeeper grows stronger and more aware of itself the longer it goes on. Largely helped by more frequent action sequences, themselves aware of the film they’re making and bringing a slight sense of humour to the proceedings. A jar of honey is used as a weapon against a rotary gun causing destruction to a petrol station. It all contributes to more excusing of otherwise clunky lines of dialogue as certain elements begin to be seen as satirical – a young head of a call centre tries to desperately bribe Statham with NFTs and cryptocurrency.


There’s a wince-inducing aspect to just how far some of the violence goes. This is a film that doesn’t hold back on lingering on a body or injury, or fleshing out a fight with some injured flesh. The nature of the action goes unconflicted with the more humorous patches due to the fact that much of the film presents an air of balanced seriousness, at least in terms of its dead-pan protagonist – part of what brings a knowing feeling to his lines about protecting the hive.

The Beekeeper may prove somewhat divisive, and certainly to some it may simply come across as cheesy and unaware of itself. However, if you find a sense of satire and slight humour within it there’s an enjoyable piece of work here – particularly as the punchy action sequences become more frequent, and even punchier as Statham’s character gets even closer to his personal goal. The film knows what it wants to do and once things are finally set in, after an explosion or two, then there’s something rather enjoyable to sit back and be entertained by. From both the action and the silliness, this is a film about a beekeeper who was once a Beekeeper, and it knows it.

Once over some initial hesitation, once built up The Beekeeper lets loose and lets out stronger, more frequent action with a knowing feeling as to its occasional silliness and patchy dialogue, which it just about gets away with thanks to its tone.

Rating: 4 out of 5.

The Boys In The Boat – Review

Release Date – 12th January 2024, Cert – 12, Run-time – 2 hours 4 minutes, Director – George Clooney

The University of Washington junior rowing team finds themselves excelling at their sport, going from participating for the need for money to heading for the 1936 Olympics.

From the first frame of The Boys In The Boat you know exactly what George Clooney is going for with his latest directorial effort. The title cards and opening scene of an old man watching a child attempt to row down a river – despite speedboats and rowing teams racing past him – before reminiscing about what must be his own rowing past further cement this. This is going, and turns out, to be a very traditional sporting drama, one which would feel at home in the 70s and 80s alongside the likes of Chariots Of Fire, which this feels heavily influenced by.

We follow the University of Washington’s junior varsity rowing team, particularly Callum Turner’s Joe Rantz, from trying out for the team simply for needing money at the height of the Great Depression to potentially having what it takes to compete in the 1936 Berlin Olympics. Like the team, the film takes some time to find its pace and pull itself together – while the team have Joel Edgerton as their coach the film is somewhat left on its own to find a steady pace.


It’s once the central team properly unite to show their strengths in the sport that things begin to move. The races in particular, largely held in the second half, bring about much of the eventual engagement. The editing might sometimes throw you off as you’ve got no idea where the team actually are, or what’s being shouted at them by their cox (Luke Slattery), but it’s easy enough to reconnect with these sequences which act as the highlights of the film. Yes, the convention is very much still present in the surrounding moments, especially in the key build-up, but whilst unfolding there’s an unexpected level of tension and engagement to be found in the key races themselves, particularly in the final stretch of the film.

It’s these moments which mostly feel free of the familiar baggage that the rest of the film carries. They may cut back to Joe’s distant father (Alec Newman), who left him alone when he was 14, and girlfriend (Hadley Robinson) respectively listening to race coverage on their radios, alongside occasionally reminding us of the feelings of one or two other team members, but such points are largely present in the wider narrative. Moments best left as brief cut-to moments as they feel little developed in the first place. Most of the time dropped in every now and then with little impact before the film moves back on with the central team. Simply more conventional points in an already conventional, although seemingly aware of this in its traditional vein, sporting underdog movie. It doesn’t bring anything new to the table, but it generally does what it does rather well once its found its pace.

While some strands feel underdeveloped the base of The Boys In The Boat makes for a traditional, if very conventional, sporting drama where the highlights lie in the key races which store a good deal of unexpected tension.

Rating: 3 out of 5.

Night Swim – Review

Cert – 15, Run-time – 1 hour 38 minutes, Director – Bryce McGuire

After moving in to a home where they hope to finally lay down roots a family are attacked by evil forces residing in the swimming pool which initially seems to perform wonders for them.

Ray and Eve Waller (Wyatt Russell, Kerry Condon) stand in front of the half-covered swimming pool in the back garden of the home their viewing. Littered with leaves it feels as if it’s been abandoned for years, it’s mentioned that the previous owners had the home for around thirty years. He says how he always wanted a pool, she mentions how she used to be scared of pools, we know exactly where this is all going.

The Waller’s; with their two children, teenager Izzy (Amélie Hoeferle) and younger Elliot (Gavin Waller), quickly move in with equal rush to set up the pool. It seems to work miracles for bringing the family together, and especially in removing almost all symptoms of MS from ‘on-a-break’ baseball star Ray. However, when alone in the pool at night each member of the family begins to encounter voices and ghostly figures in the deep end – sometimes resembling familiar faces and other times looking like hair and moss-covered figures which slightly change looks depending on the shot, at one point looking like a lumpy, improperly rendered Shrek.


As the ghostly goings on become more frequent and possessions take place Night Swim poses itself as a damp set of horror clichés. There’s little awareness as to how an idea like this could have a sense of wry humour, the PG-13 rating is treated deadly seriously although with the attitude of something initially intended as an R until the studio requested a lower rating. This is a film about a haunted swimming pool and it doesn’t seem to know it. Instead we’re dealt lengthy family dramas, largely concerning Russell’s recuperation as he believes he could beat the odds and get back to the big time – something which the third act makes a bigger deal of than the rest of the film has made it seem – amongst lacklustre scare attempts, all riddled with a wave of cliché.

Based on writer-director Bryce McGuire’s short film of the same name (made alongside Rod Blackhurst), there’s little development throughout Night Swim’s events as the gaps between something actually happening themselves feel drawn out. As a whole the film feels bland and lacking in anything to hold on to due to the overfamiliar and tired details which largely populate it. Even the moments of horror as the night-time attacks occur are filled with overused details. The music stops, the lights flicker before shutting off, a sinister figure appears briefly for a few frames before someone looks away to reveal it’s no longer there, the boredom sinks further in and the film simply tumbles downwards.

Riddled with scare-lacking clichés, Night Swim has little to engage with in its few bland developments, quickly sinking with barely a splash.

Rating: 2 out of 5.

Priscilla – Review

Cert – 15, Run-time – 1 hour 53 minutes, Director – Sofia Coppola

Teenager Priscilla Beaulieu (Cailee Spaeny) finds herself dating rock-and-roll superstar Elvis Presley (Jacob Elordi). While the relationship starts off with sparks flying, over the years the toll of celebrity begins to impact the interactions between the pair.

As a general rule Sofia Coppola’s Priscilla remains uncritical of Elvis Presley (Jacob Elordi) and his behaviour and actions throughout his relationship with Priscilla Beaulieu (Cailee Spaeny). The aim is for a down-to-earth, un-sensationalised depiction of the toll that celebrity has on the love between the two. Yet, as we see a cycle of abusive behaviour and forgiveness I sat wanting the film to bring in some level of criticism beyond the ‘this-is-how-it-happened’ style that it was presenting, even if more towards those in charge of Elvis’ career – his father (Tim Post) is lightly seen and we only hear mention of Colonel Tom Parker, although effectively so.

After being invited to a party at the rock-and-roll star’s house while her family, and he, is based in late-50s Germany sparks fly between 24-year-old Elvis and 14-year-old student Priscilla. Even when he returns home and Priscilla stays at a military base the love burns from her as she writes and continues to think of what she had with Elvis for well over a year, until she finally hears back. Just as soon as she hears back it feels as if the teenager is whisked off to Graceland where the restricting rules begin to be made very clear. The public need to be given a specific impression of Elvis – and one which contrasts with what Priscilla is, and often isn’t, seeing.


Rumours of his love life circulate in gossip columns. When questioned his anger rises, as the years go on he begins to act out in addition to the controlling of what Priscilla wears and looks like – black hair with more eye make-up. Throughout Cailee Spaeny is superb, tracking the conflicting thoughts and feelings of Priscilla with a wonderfully layered performance. The want to get out into the world and escape outside the walls and gates of Graceland, but wanting to stay and be with the person she loves, and to some extent idolises; even as things are shown to be different behind closed doors. Elordi also puts in a strong turn, going nowhere near caricature for Elvis with a performance which matches the down-to-Earth style the film tries to capture; however it’s Spaeny, as the title might suggest, who is the real star of the show, knocking it out of the park with a truly excellent performance.

These performances are what help to keep the film going during some of the clearer moments where the film is in a cycle. Repeating the layout of a set of events which sees the abuse and control impact Priscilla, for her to bring it up and lead to an angered response. It’s very much the case in the second half of the film and while still watchable, and holding some interesting points, the overall style feels repetitive and removes something from what the film seems to want to pose, even if this is the case of how things happened between the couple.

Much of this comes down again to wanting the film to be more critical of certain aspects, or simply needing a bit more from it to push the drama. The lead performances are great and help to bring some extra layers to the proceedings. But, while allowing the drama to speak for itself with the angle of a fairly naturalistic tone it also means that it doesn’t sometimes dive into certain points in the relationship that it perhaps wants to explore more yet avoids due to not wanting to be too critical. The film itself feels conflicted and in pulling itself back in this way feels somewhat limited despite the glimmers that it shows.

Cailee Spaeny is fantastic as the titular Priscilla bringing a layered performance to a down to earth film which wants to delve more into certain negative aspects of its central relationship yet avoids doing so so as to not have too much input on what it’s depicting, leading to a conflicted set of repetitive events.

Rating: 3 out of 5.

Just A Little Bit Random Audience Top Ten Films Of 2023

Variety is the key word when it comes to this year’s audience top ten films. 2023 certainly had plenty of it – it was the year where Everything Everywhere All At Once (voted the third best film of 2022) won Best Picture and Barbenheimer happened. The results of this year’s list continues the mixture of big-budget blockbusters and acclaimed indie films from previous years, yet the titles featured provide perhaps the most interesting selection from an audience poll yet. While some might be divisive, each of these films brought something specially for the big screen, clearly with effect to have been given votes to appear on this list. And so, here are the top ten films of 2023 (by UK release date), as voted for by the Just A Little Bit Random (in its various forms) audience.

10. Beau Is Afraid


Undeniably one of the most divisive films of the year, Ari Aster’s Beau Is Afraid is perhaps the most surprising film in this year’s list. Yet, it wasn’t just the first film to receive a vote in this year’s poll, but also had a generally consistent show of support. Whether it be the darkness of Hereditary, the dread of Midsommar or Beau Is Afraid’s feeling of being a pure panic attack, over three features Aster has clearly formed a following with the strong tones which he creates – the latter something of a departure from his first two films with its stronger vein of dark comedy.

For those able to stay with the madness that was unfolding on screen, especially in the final hour, there was a good deal of impact to be found in the tones and styles caught up in the film’s events. As we see Joaquin Phoenix thrown around and trying to find some form of peace while it seems that everyone and everything wants to attack him and stop him from getting to his mother’s (Patti LuPone) funeral. There’s plenty of creativity within the fantastical stylistic sequences which throw Phoenix’s Beau around over the course of three hours. Even for those who may not have liked the film there’s certainly a number of memorable moments and images throughout. And having been released back in May the memory of it, and the feelings of a strange dream (or nightmare) like state that it manages to put upon the audience from start to finish, has clearly pushed it for a number of people, leading it to be voted as the tenth best film of the year.

9. Guardians Of The Galaxy Vol. 3


“Once more with feeling” ran the tagline for the final chapter of the Guardians Of The Galaxy as we know them. The MCU is no stranger to the audience top ten and while 2023 may not have been their strongest year the much-loved Guardians managed to continue their success. Backed by another set of excellent needle drops, handpicked by writer-director James Gunn, the humour and emotion were well-balanced in the team’s final and most personal outing.

The key ingredients are all present; the familiar and likable personalities of the characters we’ve come to know over nine years, the colour of the worlds and visuals we visit and, again, the soundtrack. All creating a more immersive and entertaining sci-fi action-adventure instead of a sentimental best-of, wringing out the feeling of goodbye. Back in 2014 when debuting on the big screen the Guardians Of The Galaxy were Marvel Studios’ biggest gamble yet, less than a decade later they’re one of their most beloved fan-favourite properties. The care and bond of the family unit makes this group and the care and bond between them, and the cast and crew, is on clear display from Radiohead to Florence And The Machine – each bringing something distinct and impactful to the sequences which they compliment. This, for many, was a fond farewell to the universe’s misfit heroes. We are Groot.

8. Babylon


Damien Chazelle’s maximalist-and-then-some Babylon certainly leaves a whirling memory long after it’s finished – even if it is the earworm of composer Justin Hurwitz’s Voodoo Mama. The loud and lavish parties are messy and intoxicating. Creating a dizzying feeling pushing the heady Hollywood cocktail that the characters so want to be caught up in. The excess featured in the technical aspects is all captured with a knowledge of the chaos, knowing how to track it so that it feels messy in just the right way.

Not just an ode to cinema, and the late-20s silents-to-talkies scene this is a film that wants to get caught up in its characters hopes and dreams. Finding plenty of humour within the landscape and Hollywood setting, particularly in its movie-making montages, the fast-moving nature of things means that the laughs can push it along even more. Undeniably another divisive film in this list, the maximalism, seemingly aiming to rival Baz Luhrmann, may have been too much for some people, or others may have wanted more from it narratively, there are a good deal of people who continue to love Chazelle’s work; and even after having watched Babylon at the start of the year continue to feel the dizzying effect of it now.

7. How To Have Sex


2023 was a year that saw a variety of acclaimed indie British titles, and How To Have Sex towards the end of the year was perhaps one of the most impactful. Finely getting across its tonal shifts from uncertainty into pure terror and tension this may very well be one of the most discussed films of recent months, both for its themes and simply how great it is. The critical reception was clearly matched by the audience reception with this small indie flick having gained a good deal of discussion and support, and also ranking in seventh on this year’s audience top ten not long after it’s release.

Comparisons have been made to Aftersun (voted sixth best of 2022) and the effect that that film had on audiences, not just its emotional wipeout. There’s certainly another emotionally, and psychologically, complex set of events playing out throughout How To Have Sex, especially captured by Mia McKenna-Bruce’s brilliant central performance. Another film with strong personal and audience-wide responses, and to some extent interpretations. Heightening the themes which are at play over the course of just over 90-minutes and allowing for an overall more engaging and impactful natural drama.

6. The Whale


The final divisive film on this list before getting into the acclaimed box office hits which take up the rest of it, The Whale was the film that saw both the return of Brendan Fraser and him winning an Oscar for his fantastic performance. Darren Aronofsky’s latest was one that certainly had me in the middle of a film festival stumbling out of a cinema into Leicester Square hesitant to go anywhere, unsure of what to do, as I just wanted to sit with the film that I’d just seen.

The Whale is very much a film that’s likely heightened by the personal points that you bring to it, and it has been criticised for being manipulative, and by some for being a cruel piece of work as well. In fact, after its initial set of festival praise a number of people have spoken out strongly against it. However, much like with Babylon, it seems that those who have praised it have very much loved it, finding a good deal of power within the emotionally intense story of connection, regret and relationships that’s on display. It’s a film that provides plenty to sit and ponder about (and weigh down with) long afterwards, and its ideas may well have proved highly memorable for a number of viewers, leading it to its placement here on this list.

5. Spider-Man: Across The Spider-Verse


The acclaim and success of Into The Spider-Verse continues with its sequel, which even still stood out in a year filled with both acclaimed and visually diverse animated features. Yet, Across The Spider-Verse demonstrated just why the first film has been so influential so soon. As live-action superhero universes try to delve into multiverse arcs, and in some cases halt and move away from them, with little fanfare from audiences, the Spider-Verse films have shown just how much energy can be caught up in a multiverse story. Especially when thrown head-first into a visually diverse set of universes and locations with the hook of the personal story and development of Miles Morales (Shameik Moore).

It feels like there’s little to be said about the Spider-Verse films that hasn’t been said already. Highly creative in the way they set up their worlds, even more so with this sequel which manages to effectively tell its story without feeling like a repeat. This is far from more of the same, the stakes are raised and that comes through in the action, tension and overall style. Feeling like a step up from Into The Spider-Verse while not going to an extreme or conventional direction. Across The Spider-Verse tells its story and tells it very well, with the technical elements coming together – including Daniel Pemberton’s equally inventive score – to create a true big screen experience with a second part that it seems audiences are equally looking forward to, even if just to return to the Spider-Verse.

4. Puss In Boots: The Last Wish


While Spider-Man received plenty of acclaim, it seems that this year your favourite fearless hero was none other than Puss In Boots. A real step up from the first film in 2011, this sequel brought a new visual style and elevated the world and characters as a whole too. As a whole the sequel came as something of a surprise to many, even after much praise from the States where it had been released a couple of months before finally arriving in the UK. The Last Wish found a good deal of support throughout voting, with the top four as a whole being close for much of the process. While at the time of its release Twitter particularly seemed to be talking about the way in which the film dealt with panic attacks there was amongst this discussion a good deal of praise for the overall story at play, and the characters featured throughout.

The Last Wish even stands out as something different from the rest of the Shrek franchise from which Puss In Boots spins off from. The self-aware fairy tale elements actually feel a part of the story and world rather than points which have just been crowbarred in, allowing for things as a whole to feel more fleshed out in an already energetic world with an animation style and colour scheme to match. It was an early example of the personality and style that was to come from animation in 2023, and for audiences appears to have remained a high point with it being voted as the fourth best film of the year.

3. Wonka


You’ve never had chocolate like this as Wonka, only released a week or two into December, lands itself this high up in the audience top ten (in what was, as mentioned, a very close top four). Paul King (and co-writer Simon Farnaby) bring ideas and sensibilities from their rightfully acclaimed Paddington films and put them into an origin film of sorts for Willy Wonka (Timothée Chalamet) with great success. Add in a soundtrack full of earworms from Neil Hannon, just one of the reasons why the film is so memorable, and there’s a lot of joy to be found during and after this particular film.

Memorable from the moment it finishes, some viewers, myself included, have left singing the songs after and as the credits roll. Wonka’s what many people seem to describe as the film they/ we need right now (echoing sentiments towards the aforementioned Paddington films) with its ideas of joy and kindness, and of course celebrating pursuing dreams in the various forms they come in. Capturing the idea of pure imagination as it does so, and successfully managing to use that song as well. A good effort is put in by all to create the uplift, and the emotion that comes with it – King makes it clear that he’s a master at balancing the two while also allowing them to co-exist in a moment.

The emotional moments of Wonka shouldn’t be understated, they’re just as effective and memorable. It’s the push of them, and the co-existence with the humour which makes the film what it is. A combination which works so well it finds itself as number three on this list.

2. Barbie


The biggest film of the year was more than Kenough for audiences as it both topped the box office and made for one of the most acclaimed films of the year. The impact that Barbie had on cinemas, audiences and the meaning of ‘Ken’ created waves and all with its satirical lens taking it far beyond what many might have expected from a Barbie movie (even one with a 12 rating).

Greta Gerwig and Noah Baumbach created something completely unique, which some studios appear to have taken the wrong message from, that resonated with audiences and brought many repeat viewings – with word spreading over the weeks keeping the film a box office success for a good couple of months. It perhaps reflects in the fact that months later people were still praising and quoting the film, alongside its original songs (namely the iconic I’m Just Ken – the fact that Gerwig got away with this in a studio film is amazing in itself).

From the opening introduction to Barbie where Helen Mirren’s narrator assures us that thanks to Barbie “all problems of feminism and equal rights have been solved” the film won viewers over and continued to make them laugh throughout. All whilst telling an effective existential story dealing with themes of patriarchy, feminism, body positivity, corporate greed and more. This is one of the boldest and most ambitious blockbusters perhaps ever made, and all $145 million were very well spent as audiences returned that multiple times over with one of the most crowd-pleasing films of the year.

1. Oppenheimer


With Barbie being the biggest film of the year, it created the headline-making Barbenheimer weekend alongside the third biggest film at 2023’s box office (The Super Mario Bros Movie didn’t receive any votes as the only other film to make a billion dollars last year). Oppenheimer’s success, alongside that of Scorsese’s Killers Of The Flower Moon, proved that there’s a demand for adult dramas. Capturing spectacles in both its much-discussed bomb test sequence and simple scenes of people talking science, the weeks in which it was in cinemas you knew exactly who was walking out of that and who was leaving Barbie.

Oppenheimer’s dramatic impact, and elements of suspense, may well have lingered longer – perhaps why some chose to watch it second in the Barbenheimer double bill – with the style of effect that they have. For much of the time voting was open Oppenheimer was close with the rest of the top four, however in the final day or two it took a good lead and showed the lasting effect that it had for many people. Its acclaim, like Barbie’s, continues – albeit with a rather different style of discussion – especially in regards to its performances, particularly Cillian Murphy and Robert Downey Jr’s, both of whom are, at time of writing, leading their respective Oscar races.

There’s much more to the film than the bomb test sequence, with all the suspense and fear that it builds up, and that also shows in the response to the film as a whole. A three hour adult drama has achieved this must acclaim and success. Yes, it has big names actors and Christopher Nolan’s name slapped across it. Yet, it was still something of a difficult sell. The fact that it’s has the response that it has speaks to its strength. Including being voted as the Just A Little Bit Random audience’s best film of 2023.